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Just Got a text “thristy?” ahhh now which stiff drink I would gulp down? hmmmm

Just Got a text “thristy?” ahhh now which stiff drink I would gulp down? hmmmm

Really email spam, who falls for this crap?

I got this from an email spammer

Remember it’s spam people

“Dearest Friend,

I am Mrs. mary jet from United Kingdom (London), I am 58 years old, born in Malaysia Kelantan and was offered to a Charity Home in London when I was 12years old. I am suffering from a long time cancer of the breast, from all indication my conditions is really deteriorating and it is quite obvious that I can’t work or do any stressful thing, according to my doctors they have advised me that I may not live for the next two months, this is because the cancer stage has gotten to a very bad stage.

I was brought up from a motherless babies home was married to my late husband for twenty years without a child.

My Husband (johnson ) died in a fatal motor accident and since his death I decided not to re-marry, I sold all my inherited belongings and deposited all the sum of $5.6 million dollars in Financial Institution.

Presently, this money is still with them and the management just wrote me as the true owner to come forward to receive the money for keeping it so long will attract a demurrage fees as the security Fees paid by me has expired or rather issue a letter of authorization to somebody to receive it on my behalf since I can not come over because of my illness or they get it confisticated.

So instead of getting it confiscated I rather have someone whom I can trust to receive the funds and utilize it according to my Wishes. And the best part of it is, the security company told me in the letter that they can have the funds released to my approved person that was authorized by me or transferred to his bank account.

Presently, I am using my laptop in the hospital in United Kingdom (London) where I have been undergoing treatment for my sickness. I have lost my ability to talk and my doctors have told me that I have only more 2 months to live. It is my last wish to see atleaset 75% of this money invested/donated to any organization/business of your choice and distributed each year among the charity organization, e.g. the poor homes, the motherless babies home where I came from, the deaf homes, and mosques etc.

All I seek for is a God fearing person like you ,who will carry out my last wishes and before I emailed you today I prayed my spirit gave me the confidence to send you this email. I took this decision, before I rest in peace because my time will soon be up. As soon as I receive your reply I will direct you to my personal Lawyer, He Is Presently Undergoing Seminal Research In Ireland, he does everything on my Behalf and he’s a very understanding Person and I believe he will lead you according to my Instructions and ensure that you Receive this Fund Successfully.

Please send me the Below information:
(blah blah blah)

All I need from you is a confidential assurance that the funds when received by you will be used for the said purpose, Nowadays there are so much scams going on in the internet and it is difficult to trust but I Believe that the Almighty God will not direct me to a wrong person that will misuse this fund on a selfish interest.

Waiting for your reply.

Mrs.Mary Jet.”

Remember I was sent this spam email

atrippy dream

The Dream I had last night has really affected me. 

I thought I was handling my situation rather well but apparently I’m not.

What a Dream –

Some dreams have hidden messages, some dreams are just down fun, some dreams are a flat out slap in the face. 

It a day in a snow park everybody was having fun it seemed everybody was partnered up, including me. Somehow I find myself on this hill with an inner tube, being the crazy fuck head that I am I grab the inner tube and went downhill.  That was all it took for a race to being tubing downhill, adults kids and the in between were going down. Out of nowhere, like typical dreams, the inner tubes transformed in full sleighs.  The ones going downhill in lanes were only kids now, all the adults were working at the end taking the kids off the sleigh and transporting the sleighs uphill for the kids to enjoy.  The adults would get into teams of four to carry the sleighs uphill. I decided I should help out and carry a sleigh up. The first re-transport lane I got into I wait my turn to help carry the sleigh up. As the sleigh stops the group and the kids dismount as we weight the sleigh blades broke so that lane closed.  So I get into another lane, I wait my turn in another group of 4. As it is our turn to carry the sleigh, the kids get dismount.  We get in position to lift the sleigh the bottom of the sleigh just drops.  Ok two more sleigh lines I help out, so I decide to join another line.  Once again I wait and it’s my turn help out.  That sleigh breaks!  One last sleigh to go, I’m determined to prove its not me.  I get in line and my turn to help out. We get into position, we lift the sleigh, we start carrying the sleigh uphill.  I’m excited in my head thinking it’s not me I’m not jinx.  Then all of a sudden one of the guys loses his grip and the sleigh falls out of our hands and breaks into a million pieces.  Then I wake up.

This is a tough dream for me to handle because no matter how much I wanted to help out. Not matter how patient I was I could not help out.

Not having kids was by choice. I’m too selfish to have kids. Having kids was just not in my goals nor outlook in life.

I recently tested HIV positive in July, when I got the results that I was positive I thought I was handling it ok. I did not think my life was over nor did I think that my goals would change.  But this dream has effected be because even if I don’t want kids, now I shouldn’t have kids!

Kids were not on my radar, but even if I was to find that right person I shouldn’t have my own biological kids.

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